- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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