WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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What is red? A rock painted red

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Anti Joke

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