Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Who wants $300? Me too.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

You know what's funny? Rape

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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