Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Jovan

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

where's mom I killed her

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Neil Lewis

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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