roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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ejaculation JLR

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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