Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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