What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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