- Anti Joke

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

A woman wears a dress.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Waseem is a hard worker.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes