- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

the midget went to the midget store

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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