- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

i have yougurt mit traktor

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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