What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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which one is easiest

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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