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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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