- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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