What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

fish fishy caoimhin

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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