- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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