- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

you will like this because i am black.

Why can't jokes spit?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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