- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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