- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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