- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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