- Anti Joke

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.