Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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How high is the sky? True or False

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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