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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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