why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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Women's rights

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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