2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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