- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is John Galt?

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Yanter, Look it up

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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