- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What did the old man say? Im old

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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