- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

You bumder!

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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