- Anti Joke

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

I once did something.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.