A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

I have read the terms and conditions

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

nothing

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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