- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Men

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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