what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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Ily bae

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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