- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.