What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Jebron Lames.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Thats what she said

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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