A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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