- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

why was the cat black it was a black cat

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

How do you make a little girl cry?

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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