What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Guest what? Dog

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What did the old man say? Im old

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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