- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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