- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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