Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

noah is a scrub jungle

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Knock knock It's open, come in

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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