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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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