A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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8=> >->-o

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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