Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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osama bin laden is dead

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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