- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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