- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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