2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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