- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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A fish swims up your penis...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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