Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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