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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

I named my son ps2 controller

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Women's rights.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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