how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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69

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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