Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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How would you rule?

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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