- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

You have friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

what did the black women name her child jamaal

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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