Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Then the Atheist died a violent and terrible death.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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I had a lemon. hi.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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