- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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