- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why did the chicken cross the road?

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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