Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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