- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

im gay

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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