Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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matt is fat

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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