- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

A hill billy went fishing

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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