What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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woman's rights

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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