- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

WOw you have no life

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Rylan Clark

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Tim likes girls

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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