John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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