- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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