What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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You just read this ..

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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