- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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