- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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