- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

knock knock come in !

I was watching Fox news.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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