whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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