Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

a black man did not eat chicken.

How do you spell eight? 8

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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