- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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