- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Beka has AIDS

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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