- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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