how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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