- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What's your blood type? Red.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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