Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

flavin's head

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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