- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

I like that, but why am I happy?

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Womens rights

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

LO AND BEHOLD!

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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