- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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