- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Screw it you write the joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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