- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

So a baby seal walks into a club.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Obama

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What's long and black The unemployment line

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Men

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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