- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

salad days!

Justin Beiber is a good singer

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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