What do you call a 2 storied house ?

The FCC

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

This is a random Anti joke.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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