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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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