Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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