What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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