"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

miha kako si?

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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