Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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women's rights

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Kys

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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