- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

It was a beautiful day. Face.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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