Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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