- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

a man walked into a bar....

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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