- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

whats polish and black a polish black person

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