did you know towels can cause dry skin?

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Women deserve equal rights.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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