- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

If i open this door you can go trough it

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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