How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Religion.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Bob Saget

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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the WNBA.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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