What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

The bears will win the Super Bowl

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

eoin burgin is fat

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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