- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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