this is stupid .... yep

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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i committed murder

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