There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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