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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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