Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

I like touching my boobs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Misner is a twat.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Bob Saget

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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