What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

how much fish could a chicken

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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