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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

No soup for you!

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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