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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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