Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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