Skinny people fart less.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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penis in the camel

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Justin Bieber

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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