Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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